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Pigiste avec expérience sachant travailler avec respect des délais et sens de l'humour, même face à sa fiche de paie : raton-laveur@raton-laveur.net

22 janvier 2003

T-Shirt en édition limitée

Merci au Register...

20 janvier 2003

Random thoughts

Vous vous souvenez de Boule et Bill?
Mais qui oserait appeler son gosse “Boule” ? Vous imaginez le nombre de blagues vaseuses que ce pauvre gamin va subir quand il aura l'âge de la puberté ?

Et encore, c'est pas le pire... Le copain de Boule s'appelait Pouf.

19 janvier 2003

Shit music only

“I' ve got peace deep in my soul
I've got love making me hope
Since you opened up your heart
and shined on me”

Faites tourner en boucle pendant 4 minutes, mettez deux-trois instruments de musique en fond sonore, passez 600 fois par jour sur NRJ et empochez le pognon.
J'avais oublié pourquoi je n'écoutais jamais la radio, je viens de m'en souvenir.

Et après on se demande pourquoi je n'écoute que des OSTs de jeux vidéo et d'animes.

17 janvier 2003

Les grands esprits se rencontrent

Comme quoi... Même Gabe de chez Penny-Arcade se met à pousser une gueulante contre Spawn sur SC2 Xbox.

tout le monde pense à moi

Décidément, c'est sympa... Y'a même des inconnus qui m'écrivent aujourd'hui pour m'offrir des cadeaux. Notons ce pauvre homme qui va bientôt mourir:

Dear Friend.

As you read this, I don’t want you to feel sorry for
me, because, I believe everyone will die someday.

My name is Faisal Ahmed, a merchant in Dubai, in the
U.A.E.I have been diagnosed with Esophageal cancer
which was discovered very late, due to my laxity in
carrying for my health. It has defiled all forms of
medicine, and right now I have only about a few months
to live, according to medical experts.

I have not particularly lived my life so well, as I
never really cared for anyone not even myself but my
business. Though I am very rich, I was never generous,
I was always hostile to people and only focus on my
business as that was the only thing I cared for. But
now I regret all this as I now know that there is more
to life than just wanting to have or make all the
money in the world.
I believe when God gives me a second chance to come to
this world I would live my life a different way from
how I have lived it. Now that God has called me, I
have willed and given most of my properties and assets
to my immediate and extended family members and as
well as a few close friends.
I want God to be merciful to me and accept my soul and
so, I have decided to give alms to charity
organizations, as I want this to be one of the last
good deeds I do on earth. So far, I have distributed
money to some charity organizations in the U.A.E,
Algeria and Malaysia. Now that my health has
deteriorated so badly, I cannot do this my self any
more. I once asked members of my family to close one
of my accounts and distribute the money which I have
there to charity organization in Bulgaria and
Pakistan, they refused and kept the money to
themselves. Hence, I do not trust them anymore, as
they seem not to be contended with what I have left
for them.
The last of my money which no one knows of is the huge
cash deposit of twenty four million dollars that I
have with a security company.
I will want you to help me collect this deposit and
dispatched it to charity organizations.

I have set aside 10% for you for your time and
patience.please reply to

faah@hknetmail.com

God be with you.

Faisal Ahmed


Notons que les cons qui font toujours ce hoax ont maintenant décidé de tirer sur la corde sensible. C'est quand même sympa d'avoir pensé à moi, mais 10%... J'ai vu un plus gros pourcentage de par le passé.

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